HoLdInG ThE DooR oPeN

IS CHIVALRY DEAD? PART 1

We were always taught that chivalry was the reason why men held the door open for women as they walked by, but I have discovered the REAL REASON.  The REAL reason is actually a simple one, which is prevalent now and even was back in time when men first started holding doors open.  We hold the door open so...WE CAN SEE IF THE WOMEN HAS A FATTY OR NOT..lol..  Think about it: we take a step back, open the door, and then look straight at the ass.  We just trying to see what the woman is working with and then we will say either:  DAMN..that ass FAT or DAMN..that ass FLAT..smh..lol

SIGNING OFF for now..LUTV..

WaTcH OuT fOr ThE BIG GIRLS...

All men are attracted to different features on a woman.  Some guys like fat asses, some like big titties, some like sexy lips or pretty eyes, but today we are focusing on “THE BIG GIRLS”.  You have some people who “LOVE” big girls and even prefer them over any type of woman, then you have some who won’t even look their way, and then you just got the niggas who see pussy as pussy and don’t care if they big or not. (Excuse my language, but you know I’m only keeping it real)

***IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER—THE FOLLOWING THINGS SAID IN MY ARTICLE AREN’T JUST MY VIEWS, THEY ARE THE VIEWS OF MANY DIFFERENT GUYS & I’M JUST PUTTING OUT THE TRUTH ABOUT WHAT IS SAID.  SO PLEASE DON’T HATE ME IF ANYONE IS OFFENDED BY ANYTHING SAID, I PERSONALLY JUST LOVE ALL TYPES OF WOMEN, ALL SHAPES, SIZES, AND COLORS, LOL***

Now come on people, I know ya’ll have all heard the phrase, “Big Girls Need Love too” and trust me I hear this all the time because my nigga Jay is constantly saying it because he loves big girls.  What’s not to love about big girls; so guys say they are instant heat in the winter and constant shade in the summer, and you know they can throw down in the kitchen and keep you full.   Not to forget it is more cushion’ for the pushin’ and I got a general consensus from many of my niggas that big girls have some of the best “goodies” that they ever had. Now some may take this as a joke, but many guys really feel this way and love big girls for the reasons I listed.

Now to be on some real shit, there is a difference between being a big girl and a fat girl.  Big girls are merely just a little bigger than the average woman, BUT thick in all the right places, which is always a good thing.  Trust me guys appreciate girls who are thick in the right places and have a good body.  Honestly, if your body is portioned with your weight then your good money.  I’m not one to judge because I don’t discriminate when it comes to women, because I think ALL WOMEN are beautiful.

For a closing touch to this article, I hope nobody took offense to anything said and I am very interested in knowing how ya’ll feel about this topic.  Just remember there isn’t anything wrong with being “Big” because you are still beautiful and even are some guys’ preference…SIGNING OUT…LUtv!!!  

I'M BIZZACKK!!!

I’m sorry to all ya’ll, I know I been slacking on my shit.  I ain’t been on my P&Qs, Ys&Zs.  But I’m BACK like COOKED CRACK!!! New material coming real soon.  Signing Out for now, but don’t go no where..LUTV

PhOnE tAlK

Talking on the phone is one of the best ways to get to know someone better; but the question is:  Do you REALLY want to be on the phone 5-6 hours a night? Or do guys only do it because that’s what the girl wants to do?  How important is a phone conversation?

Of course, you want to be able to hold a conversation with the person that your talking to; but DAMN, sometimes a nigga don’t feel like talking or is not in the mood, but to satisfy the girl we will most definitely talk to her.  The problem is that some girls really know how to run their mouth and keep talking and talking and the crazy thing is “sometimes” not all the times, a nigga really doesn’t care.  There are a few questions that are guaranteed to be asked, like: “ How was your day”, “How was work/class”, or “What’s bothering if it seems like your not being yourself”.  Don’t get me wrong, we do care, but sometimes we don’t want the whole entire, drawn out version, but asking is the right thing to do.  Don’t get me wrong, I love to talk on the phone to a girl I’m interested in and I have been subject to the late night talks till 4 or 5 in the morning, but damn a nigga don’t want to do it every night because it can get hold very quick.  As you know (I ALWAYS KEEP IT REAL), but a part of the game is not to be the first one to get sleepy; lol; so a nigga is always gonna be like “naw, I ain’t sleepy, I’m good.”  Knowing damn well a nigga is ready to knock out, but we gonna front anyways, lol.

I think the whole talking on the phone situation is indeed essential to how far your relationship with the person can/will go.  Face it; we all need someone that can hold both a good conversation and an intelligent conversation.  If the person is boring to talk to, you might not really be able to relate to them all that well, so finding that counterpart who you can talk to is very important.   I know that we all have gone through this, but it’s NOTHING WORST than that “AWKWARD or DEAD SILENCE” on the phone, lol.  You know what I’m talking about, when neither person is talking and your just thinking in your head, DAMNIT, this conversation is CRAP.  You thinking to yourself, they ain’t got nothing else to say, this AWKARD/DEAD SILENCE needs to be broken immediately because if it last for more than 5 seconds, most likely ya’ll are going to hang up.

So let me know how important PhOnE TaLk is to you when getting to know someone you ate interested in.

UP…UP..and AWAY…signing up…LuTv…

 

FRIENDS with BENEFITS

Friend with Benefits: Defined as when you don’t want a serious relationship but you want him/her as your toy to fuck around with.  It also can be when she/him are already in a relationship but you like that person so he/she agrees to be your friend with benefit.

Now the idea of a friend with benefit or a fuck buddy sounds great but how often do they really last or how often do people actually follow the rules of only being friends with benefits and nothing else.  How often does the two people involved keep the relationship at strictly fucking and not catch feeling (USUALLY THE FEMALE.lol).

 So Imma set up some rules for ya’ll so you won’t get the game all fucked up

How to be FUCK BUDDIES aka FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS:

1)    Make sure ya’ll are clear about what ya’ll want.  So I’m going help you explain it to them, keep it real, & not sugar-coat it (b/c this is a “REAL MAN’S WORLD); simply say to the other person: “WE ARE JUST FUCKING, NOTHING MORE & NOTHING LESS, WE ARE NOT DATING.”  That’s by far the best way of saying it, lol, but you can put it in your own words, but don’t bullshit.

2)    Both of ya’ll are trying get some quality fucking in, so make sure the person that you choose sex game/head is OFFICIAL, you don’t want the sex/head to be crap b/c then it’s a wack ass booty call & a waste of your time.

3)    Keep the conversations to a minimal, b/c TOO MUCH TALKING = NOT ENOUGH FUCKING & that’s a major problem, lol, if you wanna hold long conversations, go find a boyfriend.  Sounds fucked up but it’s true. (Refer back to rule # 1 if they just happened to forget)

4)    Don’t assume just b/c ya’ll are doing this friends with benefits thing for a long time that it means that there is relationship progression, b/c IT’S NOT!!!! I’m trynna get mine off and you trynna get yours off, CASE CLOSED!!!

5)    If you feel as though the person is starting to catch feeling for you, this is what you do: say “PUMP YOUR BRAKES,” IT’S NOT THAT KIND A PARTY” and you may even have to refer them to rule # 1 AGAIN. (Some people just don’t pay attention, haha)

6)    This is the hardest rule to follow, but is very essential.  Now ya’ll are mutual fuck buddies so whenever either one of ya’ll need a fixing, both of you must be available to please the needs of your partner.  So when they call, make arrangements to meet up & get it on.  Very often, the girl is the one who runs this process & it’s only fucking when SHE WANTS TO or FEELS LIKE IT; so please keep us men in mind & understand we got our needs too. 

----I think those rules are pretty straightforward right, please let me know if not & if

      You have any suggestions for rules that should be added, please let me know----

Over & out, signing off..LUTV!!!!

TRUTH hurts

In a relationship, do you really want your significant other to be completely honest with you?  Do you really want to know EVERYTHING that they did in their past and do you REALLY want to know what they’re doing in their free time when they’re not with you?  In all honesty, “PEOPLE CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH” and indeed the “TRUTH HURTS”.  

Of course no one wants their significant other to be cheating on them, sneaking around or doing things that you don’t approve of.  In addition to that, you don’t want them to be a slut, hoe, or jump-off in their past before they met you.  So I pose the question to you; do you want them to inform you about everything they did and/or everything they’re doing now.  It is sometimes better not to know because you won’t get hurt.  Some things are better left unknown and never spoke of.

 If your significant other had a lot of sexual partners before you met them, do you want to know their real number?  I’m speaking in the situation that ya’ll really like each other by this point and you are the ONLY person they have had sex with since ya’ll been talking.  If your boyfriend told you he had 20+ bodies in his past, will you hold that against him or look at him differently even though he has been the perfect man to you since ya’ll been together.  Would you rather have him tell you the truth or lie and make up a lower number?  On the other side of things, if your girlfriend was considered a hoe by society’s terms but she has HONESTLY change her ways, do you want her to tell you “I was kind of a hoe when I was younger, but I’m not like that now though” or do you want to hear the bullshit lie, “I only had sex with a couple of guys and they were all my boyfriends”. A quick question for ya’ll, DO YOU LIE ABOUT YOUR NUMBERS WHEN ASKED???

 The other situation usually goes as following: Your significant other is doing their dirt while ya’ll together, but you have absolutely no idea or suspicions.  So you ask them what they did today, would you honestly want them to say:  Went to class, work, & then fucked some bitch..LOL, I know this is an extreme and exaggerated but what I am trying to say is that if your in the dark about things and are clueless about what’s going on; would you want him/her to tell you and have you be hurt or do you not want to know and still be happy.  Or how about a lighter situation, if a girl walks by and you ask your man if she looks good or would you fuck her if we weren’t together; do you want him to say the truth and say “yea she’s bad and I would definitely hit” or do you want to hear the lie (bullshit) “Naw, she not even that cute”.  Lies are usually told to females to AVOID ARGUMENTS & MAKE YA’LL FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF”.  It may be fucked up, but its true and you know “IT’S A REAL MAN’S WORLD” and I ain’t gonna lie to ya’ll.

 So the theory “WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW WON’T HURT YOU” may in fact be true…OVER & OUT..LUtV…

YOU don't KNOW my NAME!!!

What do you do when your significant other or even your EX calls you the wrong name?  Do you have the right to be mad in either situations or just when the person is a significant other?

 

This can lead to many problems in your relationship with the other person; because just think about it, who wants to ever be called another person’s name especially if it’s someone you are messing with or use to mess with.  I’m not gonna lie, I would be very mad if I was in either of these situations.

 

SITUATION # 1:  YOU GET CALLED THE WRONG NAME BY YOUR

SIGNIFICANT OTHER    

• Lets just imagine that your chilling with your shawty, your boo, your special friend, or your girlfriend/boyfriend and in the midst of ya’ll just chilling and talking, they call you another person’s name.  So now you thinking, “ I KNOW THIS BITCH/NIGGA DID NOT JUST CALL ME SOMEBODY ELSE’S NAME”.  So now you gotta G-CHECK them and ask them what did they just said.  Now you got some people who will say I’m sorry I called you the wrong name and you got other people who will play the dummy role and act like they ain’t say it.  Ya’ll know I always keep it official with ya’ll because it’s “A REAL MAN’S WORLD”.  So I ain’t gonna lie to ya’ll, I’m the kind of nigga that’s gonna get mad and flip out because you with me and you calling me some other nigga’s name.  So I’m thinking to myself  “so clearly he’s the person that’s on your mind and the person your  thinking about while your suppose to be with me”.  So in this first scenario, I would definitely flip out and have to find out why they are calling me someone else’s name when we suppose to be together.  As a side note:  I would definitely start an argument so we could have amazing make-up sex afterwards.( LOL, ya’ll know I HAD to add that in there)

 

SITUATION # 2:  YOU GET CALLED THE WRONG NAME BY AN EX

• Now this is a little different because now you are chilling with an EX and while you two are having a conversation, they call you someone else’s name.  It could possibly be the name of the new person they are in a relationship with or just the person they have been recently talking to since ya’ll broke up.  So does the EX have a right to be mad even though they were in the past?  The right; I don’t know, but just about all of us will be mad because no one ever wants to be called someone else’s name.  Especially by someone they use to call theirs and had feelings for because at the end of the day, it COULD show that they have slightly got over you and have moved on to somebody new. 

 

Each and every individual shows emotions and reacts to situations in different ways, but in both of these situations I talked about:  I would defeinitely be mad or feel some type of way about calling me the wrong name.  SIGNING OUT…LuTv….